Friday, April 18, 2008

Bush is a Bot!

These are never before seen photos of president George W. Bush. In these photos we can easily see the evidence of "roboness." These robots, who pose as humans, are often not very careful hiding their true identity.






Here we can easily see a weired square object on his back. This is an emergency battery pack which was part of the early prototype.

To prevent Robo-Bush from shutting down while in the publics eye, the secret service would attach this emergency battery pack. This only happened a few times and was the result of very poor planning.

The newer versions of the Robo-Bush are not compromised by this large battery. Instead they are equipped with a long cartage which can be easily inserted up Robo-Bush's A-Hole.




Here we see a rare scene of Robo-Bush powering down. The Secret Service acted very quickly and was able to insert the butt-hole pack just before complete shutdown.