Secret Robot Gatherings

A Blood Thirsty Robot Gathering

This is a secret robot gathering, where these murderous jerks speak in binary-code to each other about how many humans they have killed. The one in yellow is boastfully saying:

"1000101001010000101111010101010110101001010010010101101..."

Which Literally means:

(in robot-voice)

"I , ZID-TRON, AT 10:43 A.M. TODAY PUSHED ONE GRANDMA OFF A VERY TALL BRIDGE, THEN PROCEEDED TO KILL TEN ORPHAN CHILDREN."

Animal Cruelty from Robot Companies

I was sitting down on the toilet the other day and was looking for some good reading material. Unable to find any I reached into the nearby shower and started reading the back label of my shampoo bottle. What intrigued me was not the content of the label, but what was not on the label. Nowhere did it say that this product was NOT tested on animals. So I did some research. The following are companies that are pro-torture of animal. I am going to have to switch shampoos and many other products because, not only do these companies test on and torture animals, they are all run by evil robots.

ROBOT COMPANIES THAT DO TEST ON ANIMALS

Before we show the list lets answer some frequently asked questions (this info comes from PETA):

Why are these companies included on the ‘Do Test’ list?

The following companies manufacture products that ARE tested on animals. Listed in parentheses are examples of products manufactured by either the company listed or, if applicable, its parent company. For a complete listing of products manufactured by a company on this list, please visit the company’s Web site or contact the company directly for more information. Companies on this list may manufacture individual lines of products without animal testing (e.g., Clairol claims that its Herbal Essences line is not animal-tested). They have not, however, eliminated animal testing from their entire line of cosmetics and household products.

Similarly, companies on this list may make some products, such as pharmaceuticals, that are required by law to be tested on animals. However, the reason for these companies’ inclusion on the list is not the animal testing that they conduct that is required by law, but rather the animal testing (of personal care and household products) that is not required by law.

What can be done about animal tests required by law?

Although animal testing of pharmaceuticals and certain chemicals is still mandated by law, the arguments against using animals in cosmetics testing are still valid when applied to the pharmaceutical and chemical industries. These industries are regulated by the Food and Drug Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, respectively, and it is the responsibility of the companies that kill animals in order to bring their products to market to convince the regulatory agencies that there is a better way to determine product safety. PETA is actively working on this front by funding development and validation of non-animal test methods and providing input through our involvement on government advisory committees at both the national and international levels. Companies often resist progress and, instead of using human-relevant non-animal tests, choose to use animal tests because their results can be manipulated. Let companies know how you feel about this.

The List:

Arm & Hammer (Church & Dwight) www.armhammer.com
Bic Corporation www.bicworld.com
Chesebrough-Ponds (Fabergé, Ponds, Vaseline) www.pondssquad.com
Church & Dwight (Aim, Arm & Hammer, Arrid, Brillo, Close-up, Lady’s
Choice, Mentadent, Nair, Orange Glo International, Pearl Drops) www.churchdwight.com
Clairol (Aussie, Daily Defense, Herbal Essences, Infusium 23, Procter & Gamble) www.clairol.com
Clorox (ArmorAll, Formula 409, Fresh Step, Glad, Liquid Plumber, Pine-Sol, Soft Scrub, S.O.S., Tilex) www.clorox.com
Colgate-Palmolive Co. (Hills Pet Nutrition, Mennen, Palmolive, SoftSoap, Speed Stick) www.colgate.com
Cover Girl (Procter & Gamble) www.covergirl.com
Dial Corporation (Dry Idea, Purex, Renuzit, Right Guard, Soft & Dri) www.dialcorp.com
Johnson & Johnson (Aveeno, Clean & Clear, Listerine, Lubriderm, Neutrogena, Rembrandt, ROC) www.jnj.com
Lever Bros. (Unilever) www.unilever.com
L’Oréal U.S.A. (Biotherm, Cacharel, Garnier, Giorgio Armani, Helena
Rubinstein, Lancôme, Matrix Essentials, Maybelline, Ralph Lauren
Fragrances, Redken, Soft Sheen, Vichy) www.loreal.com
Max Factor (Procter & Gamble) www.maxfactor.com
Mead www.meadweb.com
Melaleuca www.melaleuca.com
Mennen Co. (Colgate-Palmolive) www.colgate.com
Noxell (Procter & Gamble) www.pg.com
Olay Co./Oil of Olay (Procter & Gamble) www.oilofolay.com
Oral-B (Procter & Gamble) www.oralb.com
Pantene (Procter & Gamble) www.pantene.com
Physique (Procter & Gamble) www.physique.com
Playtex Products (Banana Boat) www.playtex.com
Procter & Gamble Co. (Clairol, Cover Girl, Crest, Gillette, Giorgio, Iams, Max Factor, Physique, Tide) www.pg.com
Reckitt Benckiser (Easy Off, Lysol, Mop & Glo, Old English, Resolve, Spray ’N Wash, Veet, Woolite) www.reckittbenckiser.com
Richardson-Vicks (Procter & Gamble) www.pg.com
Schering-Plough (Bain de Soleil, Coppertone, Dr. Scholl’s) www.sch-plough.com
S.C. Johnson (Drano, Edge, Fantastik, Glade, OFF!, Oust, Pledge, Scrubbing Bubbles, Shout, Skintimate, Windex, Ziploc) www.scjohnson.com
SoftSoap Enterprises (Colgate-Palmolive) www.colgate.com
Suave (Unilever) www.suave.com
Unilever (Axe, Dove, Lever Bros., Suave, Sunsilk) www.unilever.com

A Small Robot Army

WE WILL TERMINATE ALL HUMAN LIFE FORMS!!!

Robo-Einstein

Thought Einstein was Dead? ...Well, think again.

On April 17, 1955, the great mathematician and physicist, Albert Einstein, was admitted to Princeton Hospital complaining of chest pains. He later died of an aortic aneurysm, and was cremated.

Little known is that immediately after death, his head was chopped off by Dr. Thomas Harvey, a pathologist at the hospital. Harvey did not have permission to remove the head, and was dismissed from the hospital after refusing to return the specimen.

For almost three decades, Harvey kept Einstein's brain and head in his home, constantly on the lookout for researchers willing to bring the professor back from the grave.

Einstein's Brain

In the early 1980s Harvey was contacted by Marian Diamond (neuroscientist) and Rod Baedeker (robotics engineer) who proposed to attach Einsteins head on top a new breed of robots designed by Honda. In 2004 they succeeded!

Here is never before seen video footage of this madness. What is our world coming to?

Pro-robot propaganda. What a bunch of A-holes.

Bush is a Bot!

These are never before seen photos of president George W. Bush. In these photos we can easily see the evidence of "roboness." These robots, who pose as humans, are often not very careful hiding their true identity.

Here we can easily see a weired square object on his back. This is an emergency battery pack which was part of the early prototype.

To prevent Robo-Bush from shutting down while in the publics eye, the secret service would attach this emergency battery pack. This only happened a few times and was the result of very poor planning.

The newer versions of the Robo-Bush are not compromised by this large battery. Instead they are equipped with a long cartage which can be easily inserted up Robo-Bush's A-Hole.

Here we see a rare scene of Robo-Bush powering down. The Secret Service acted very quickly and was able to insert the butt-hole pack just before complete shutdown.

A Short History of Industrial Robots (part 1)

In 1931 James Gwinnett invented Possibly the first spatial parallel robot. This is a motion platform for the entertainment industry. Only one prototype was ever made due to the tragic death of 46 innocent people. It was only five minutes after the people took their seats on the motion platform, that the robot flipped out, smashing all into oblivion.

One of the first ruthless killing robots. (US Patent No. 1,789,680)

A decade later and only seventeen years after the term "robot" was coined, a new parallel robot was invented for automated spray painting by Willard L.V. Pollard. This was the first industrial robot. It is interesting to note that the U.S. Bureau of Statistics shows a 300% increase after this robot went into production of industrial worker accidents. Most of these where reported as paint to the eye.

Don't be mistaken, this instrument of death can and will destroy you.

A couple of years later, in 1947, on the other side of the Atlantic, a new parallel robot was invented,—the one that became the most popular, the one that changed an industry, and the one that has been responsible for the most deaths —the variable-length-strut octahedral hexapod. This bad boy is a killing machine. Some in the industry have dubbed it as "the elixir of death." This robot is still used in the industry, but much of its ruthless destruction remains covered-up due to corporate interests.

Here is, The Elixir of Death!
It chopped the photographer into five equally
proportionate pieces after this picture was taken.

Killer Robots

This blog is dedicated to the very important issues of robot infiltration, and other problems associated with them. This is a problem that never seems to get enough attention (as if we all don't know whats coming). The question is not if the robots will take over and kill us all, but when will this happen and how fast the massacre will be?

Fact. Not all robots are bad.

Sure, there are only a handful of renegade robots that cause all of these problems. But robots are like lemmings. It wouldn't take much for the majority of so called "obedient robots" to leave their peaceful ways and follow these "renegades" down the path of human destruction.

A Nice Robot? ...I don't think so.

Fact. A robot can kill a human in .02 seconds.

This number is continually decreasing (which is not good), as naive robot builders make each generation of robots better than the last. They are creating our worst nightmare!

A robot examining a human brain.

Fact. A robot has no soul and wouldn't even flinch if it had to kill sixteen babies.

Need I say more?

There is no soul in there!

Let us also not forget about the close cousin of robots...Internet.

Some might say that Internet is the most powerful Net in the galaxy. Lucky for us, humans are in control of Internet for now. But, if robots are allowed to take control of Internet (as some would have it), our death and destruction will be very soon.


Please inform your friends and family about the the true nature of robots. You can even write your Senator so that, together, we can end this before it begins. Follow your heart. Your heart of hearts. That very heart that no damn robot will ever have.

This is video of a murderous little bastard robot frog.