A Small Robot Army

WE WILL TERMINATE ALL HUMAN LIFE FORMS!!!

Robo-Einstein

Thought Einstein was Dead? ...Well, think again.

On April 17, 1955, the great mathematician and physicist, Albert Einstein, was admitted to Princeton Hospital complaining of chest pains. He later died of an aortic aneurysm, and was cremated.

Little known is that immediately after death, his head was chopped off by Dr. Thomas Harvey, a pathologist at the hospital. Harvey did not have permission to remove the head, and was dismissed from the hospital after refusing to return the specimen.

For almost three decades, Harvey kept Einstein's brain and head in his home, constantly on the lookout for researchers willing to bring the professor back from the grave.

Einstein's Brain

In the early 1980s Harvey was contacted by Marian Diamond (neuroscientist) and Rod Baedeker (robotics engineer) who proposed to attach Einsteins head on top a new breed of robots designed by Honda. In 2004 they succeeded!

Here is never before seen video footage of this madness. What is our world coming to?

Pro-robot propaganda. What a bunch of A-holes.

Bush is a Bot!

These are never before seen photos of president George W. Bush. In these photos we can easily see the evidence of "roboness." These robots, who pose as humans, are often not very careful hiding their true identity.

Here we can easily see a weired square object on his back. This is an emergency battery pack which was part of the early prototype.

To prevent Robo-Bush from shutting down while in the publics eye, the secret service would attach this emergency battery pack. This only happened a few times and was the result of very poor planning.

The newer versions of the Robo-Bush are not compromised by this large battery. Instead they are equipped with a long cartage which can be easily inserted up Robo-Bush's A-Hole.

Here we see a rare scene of Robo-Bush powering down. The Secret Service acted very quickly and was able to insert the butt-hole pack just before complete shutdown.

A Short History of Industrial Robots (part 1)

In 1931 James Gwinnett invented Possibly the first spatial parallel robot. This is a motion platform for the entertainment industry. Only one prototype was ever made due to the tragic death of 46 innocent people. It was only five minutes after the people took their seats on the motion platform, that the robot flipped out, smashing all into oblivion.

One of the first ruthless killing robots. (US Patent No. 1,789,680)

A decade later and only seventeen years after the term "robot" was coined, a new parallel robot was invented for automated spray painting by Willard L.V. Pollard. This was the first industrial robot. It is interesting to note that the U.S. Bureau of Statistics shows a 300% increase after this robot went into production of industrial worker accidents. Most of these where reported as paint to the eye.

Don't be mistaken, this instrument of death can and will destroy you.

A couple of years later, in 1947, on the other side of the Atlantic, a new parallel robot was invented,—the one that became the most popular, the one that changed an industry, and the one that has been responsible for the most deaths —the variable-length-strut octahedral hexapod. This bad boy is a killing machine. Some in the industry have dubbed it as "the elixir of death." This robot is still used in the industry, but much of its ruthless destruction remains covered-up due to corporate interests.

Here is, The Elixir of Death!
It chopped the photographer into five equally
proportionate pieces after this picture was taken.

Killer Robots

This blog is dedicated to the very important issues of robot infiltration, and other problems associated with them. This is a problem that never seems to get enough attention (as if we all don't know whats coming). The question is not if the robots will take over and kill us all, but when will this happen and how fast the massacre will be?

Fact. Not all robots are bad.

Sure, there are only a handful of renegade robots that cause all of these problems. But robots are like lemmings. It wouldn't take much for the majority of so called "obedient robots" to leave their peaceful ways and follow these "renegades" down the path of human destruction.

A Nice Robot? ...I don't think so.

Fact. A robot can kill a human in .02 seconds.

This number is continually decreasing (which is not good), as naive robot builders make each generation of robots better than the last. They are creating our worst nightmare!

A robot examining a human brain.

Fact. A robot has no soul and wouldn't even flinch if it had to kill sixteen babies.

Need I say more?

There is no soul in there!

Let us also not forget about the close cousin of robots...Internet.

Some might say that Internet is the most powerful Net in the galaxy. Lucky for us, humans are in control of Internet for now. But, if robots are allowed to take control of Internet (as some would have it), our death and destruction will be very soon.


Please inform your friends and family about the the true nature of robots. You can even write your Senator so that, together, we can end this before it begins. Follow your heart. Your heart of hearts. That very heart that no damn robot will ever have.

This is video of a murderous little bastard robot frog.